I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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