i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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