just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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