i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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