i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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