Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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