we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
As shirtless as possible
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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