He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize