We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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