You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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