Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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