I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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