guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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