she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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