is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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