It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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