She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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