I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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