i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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