It's like a parade of train wrecks.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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