why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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