I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
4 words: hood of his car
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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