It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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