Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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