I am puke
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize