There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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