Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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