well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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