So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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