I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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