you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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