I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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