It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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