i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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