We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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