im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think my moral compass just broke
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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