I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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