We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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