The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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