She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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We don't watch enough power rangers
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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