And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
COCAINE IS GR8
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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