I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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