so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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