remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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