yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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