Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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