Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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