Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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