If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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