if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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